Boys and girls today has been a day of too much information…
Well actually more just the last hour, our cleaner is a delightful lady…but in the last hour I have learnt that she has a cleaner, the cleaner has a cleaner. I don’t have a cleaner. She is 52. She had pen pals that split up. America is lovely but the food portions are large. The fair is too expensive (I hear ya on that one sister!) She plays darts. She plays darts with her husband. They play darts in Nottingham. When they first got married they played darts at home because going out was expensive (that is quite sweet and romantic).
I stayed at work late because in 28 days I go on VACAY (for those of you not at one with Legally Blonde that is a holiday) and have muchos to do….so when random fact 686 came out I realised blogging was the only option. She is going through, and I kid you not, ‘the change’. And there is more, she doesn’t get the blushes that often. WHY WHY WHY would you share that with anyone!???? Since when was that ok? Does Peggy tell Sean that she is going through the change??? NO. Does Gail tell Deidre she is going through the change – NO! (Come on she must be – it is NOT natural to be that rampant at her age after having so many crazy mo fo husbands)
Anyway I digress – but honestly – when did it become ok to random chat about these things with almost strangers?! Answers on a postcard.
On a bighter note, it is 28 days till I go away (I may or may not have mentioned that already but I see my mummy and daddy just once a year so I am ok to be excited!) I’ve booked a weekend away so I wake up in a gorgeous hotel on my birthday and can look at the ensuing wrinkles in their mirrors not mine. I saw my lovely brother and almost sister in law this weekend which was very lovely as they came bearing gifts of the shoe variety and it is Monday, Monday is soap night and thus all is at one with the world.
Oh and I’m well ahead of the game, half my Christmas presents are purchased and the wrapping scheme is chosen.
All hail Queen Chooella!
November 17, 2008 at 7:40 pm |
I have a cleaner. She’s not exactly mine though – I just happen to live in a student residence and the building has a cleaner. Actually, she doesn’t do much.
November 17, 2008 at 10:58 pm |
all cleaning ladies tell you things like this. It’s a mandatory part of the cleaning lady interview.
I once had a cleaning lady who told me that she was so hormonal when she was pregnant that she locked her husband out of the house and threw things at him when he failed to bring her a ripe mango at three in the morning!
November 17, 2008 at 11:09 pm |
Bev,
Well our previous cleaning lady didn’t clean. So I wrote a lengthy email of complaint to our employee forum and she has never been seen since. WHOOPS. But I could write my name in the dust on my desk. GROSS. Maybe she is now your cleaning lady – does she smell a little odd?
Katy.
Honestly it was just mental tonight…I was a bit scared.
Katybooooooooooooo wanna come play in a posh hotel in Reading for the weekend of my bday (long shot I know as you have a child for each boob and an extra) but it is a steal. 24/25 Jan? Lemme know xxxx (steal as in tesco value price ocado style)